So I went to see Eclipse the other night. Holy crap. It was so freakin boring. It just went on and ONNNNN. Finally I was so sick of it (and sick of looking at Kristen Stewart’s 2 front teeth) that I just walked out. I can count the number of movies I have walked out of on one hand.

The Unfortunate Real Kristen Stewart

My crude Photoshop drawing of Kristen Stewart

Cartman disguised as a retard.