So I went to see Eclipse the other night. Holy crap. It was so freakin boring. It just went on and ONNNNN. Finally I was so sick of it (and sick of looking at Kristen Stewart’s 2 front teeth) that I just walked out. I can count the number of movies I have walked out of on one hand.
The Unfortunate Real Kristen Stewart
My crude Photoshop drawing of Kristen Stewart
Cartman disguised as a retard.
Hahahha!
Remember when you walked out of Natural Born Killers and made me watch it by myself?
Funny- Joy saw it on a Chick night and said the same thing about her rabbit teeth. I have watched the first two movies and I swear I will never watch another one. Basically it’s a woman’s fantasy on how she would like a man to behave(just take out the fangs). I loathe them at least it wasn’t in 3-D.
I think Channing hit the nail on the head when he said the Twilight series is one woman’s fantasy about the perfect guy. And I guess a lot of women agree with her–they want someone who’s strong and protective, but also creative, sensitive, romantic, and even a bit vulnerable. It’s not really a series about vampires; it’s a series about human relationships, where some of the characters are vampires, just to add a little suspense.
Relationships–hmmmmm–that’s why lots of women like it, and most men don’t.